My first step into the office. The first nod I give as a greeting to the person opposite me in the elevator. The first time I peek into my cubicle, my spot. The looks Im getting because I dont don the normal corporate garb. I look like Im straight outta high school. The one thought thats constantly crossing my mind: What the hell am I doing here?! Thats right, kiddies. Im the FNG. Youre thinking, Damn, hes lucky to be there. Not! Here I am thinking Im gonna get sent off to shoot some dope-ass rides and write about the next cover car, and what do I get first? Twenty-five all-new tips and tricks to keep you folks at home entertained. Whoopee, Emp! Nah, Im just playing. Good things come to those who wait, and I plan on being here for a while. Im gonna give yall a new flavor and my own twist to this snotty rag. Oh yeaaaah, sit back and enjoy the ride. I gotta break in my Sustec Pros.