Come with us as we tour the fabulous Cyber Street Research Laboratory. Please put on this white coat for the tour, and sorry, no flash photography. If the badge on your coat turns red, you've received a fatal dose of radiation.
Over on your right, you'll find top researchers from Johns Hopkins University investigating the DNA-warping implications of nitrous oxide. On the right, at the company ATM, are five USC undergrads cashing checks drawn from their trust funds. See, that explains how they can all afford those cars. Down the hall, next to the Jolt cola machine, six top doctors from the University of Chicago are surgically removing the cartilage from between the vertebrae of test rats to investigate the effects of lowering an Integra too far. It's all advanced, very high-tech stuff over here at Cyber Street Labs. Thanks for taking the tour. Please visit our gift shop.